I have a gerbil. Her name is Coconut. I love the fact that she knows exponents and I don’t. She’s sooooo smart she’s 200 years old in gerbil years. But in human years she’s 2 years. Coconut has been bungee jumping. And she went to prom in a beautiful pink dress. She has had so many amazing adventures. I just can’t count.

Here she is!!!! And better than ever. I LOVE COCONUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!